hokagesarada:

*reads tg re raws*

akirinami:

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: kaneki

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: touka

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: hinami

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: ayato

the sinnamon roll: eto

First time talking to internet friend: Hello. I think you are a wonderful individual and you have amazing talent and would love to be your friend if that is a possibility.
300th time talking to internet friend: hey lemonfucker u havent REPLied to my text lets fucking fight